Martin the Imploder is a funny man and he’s thoroughly taken the mick out of me and our whole little inbred blog scene.

“NO!!” Bill screamed, jerking upright in bed. His duvet was soaked in sweat, it was 4.30am. It had been a nightmare! He lit a Marlboro with trembling hands and tried to steady his nerves. As the tension flowed out of his body, he meticulously planned his Kode9 post – an epic epistle that would elevate his blog to the top of all Google searches for “dubstep” – even overtaking the legendary blog PSY-BORG!

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